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SOLVED --> WAS Re: '00 4.7 low heat

From : nathan w collier

Q: a texas cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new bmw advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. the driver a young man in a brioni suit gucci shoes ray ban sunglasses and ysl tie leans out the window and asks the cowboy if i tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd will you give me a calf the cowboy looks at the man obviously a yuppie then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers sure why not the yuppie parks his car whips out his dell notebook computer connects it to his cingular razr v3 cell phone and surfs to a nasa page on the internet where he calls up a gps satellite navigation s ystem to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another nasa satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. the young man then opens the digital photo in adobe photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in hamburg germany within seconds he receives an email on his palm pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. he then accesses a ms-sql database through an odbc connected excel spreadsheet with email on his blackberry and after a few minutes receives a response. finally he prints out a full-color 150-page report on his hi-tech miniaturized hp laserjet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says you have exactly 1586 cows and calves. thats right. well i guess you can take one of my calves says the cowboy. he watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. then the cowboy says to the young man hey if i can tell you exactly what your business is will you give me back my calf the young man thinks about it for a second and then says okay why not youre a congressman for the u.s. government says the cowboy. wow! thats correct says the yuppie but how did you guess that no guessing was required. answered the cowboy. you showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer i already knew to a question i never asked. you tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you dont know a thing about cows...this is a herd of sheep. now will you give me back my dog -- chris .