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From : roy

Q: #1 that is fricken hilarious!!!!! ill be snickering to myself for hours... #2 dan blather we interrupt this regularly scheduled program for some breaking ....... moments ago a series of shots were heard from behind the white house..... for more on this breaking story we turn to our white house correspondent agatha shagnasty..... agatha...... agatha shagnasty thank you dan... reports are sketchy at this time but here is what we know...... about 10 minutes ago... approximately 445 eastern a series of five shots were heard from behind the presidents residence at the white house. secret service agents on the scene have reported to me that the shots sounded like they came from a large caliber handgun...... dan blather agatha...... agatha...... can you tell where the shots were fired from........ agatha shagnasty dan.... at this point we cant although a reliable source has indicated that several shell casings were found on the back porch of the white house.... just a moment....... dan blather stand by ladies and gentlemen our correspondent agatha shagnasty appears to be conferring with secret service agents on the scene...... agatha..... agatha...... can you tell us more agatha shagnasty dan at this moment i can.... the secret service agent in charge has just reported to cbs that in addition to the spent shell casings found on the back porch a bowling ball riddled with gunshots was found near a flower bed in the rose garden..... dan blather agatha.... agatha..... did i hear your correctly.... a bowling ball... agatha shagnasty yes dan that is correct.... the secret service is confirming that i bowling ball was hit by several rounds from a large caliber handgun.... although at this time the secret service has indicated that the damage to the ball was minimal...... dan blather agatha..... has there been any speculation as to who may have fired the shots.... anything at all agatha shagnasty no dan at this point the secret service has not been able to identify a suspect... although there is one clue they are pursuing..... dan blather what clue is that.... what do they have to go on agatha shagnasty dan.... this is unconfirmed but i have spoken to several eyewitnesses and they are reporting that a large pink bunny was seen fleeing the scene on a garden tractor mumbling something about a machine..... dan blather that certainly is strange agatha a pink bunny on a garden tractor.... hmmmmm..... agatha shagnasty yes dan it certainly is..... i will throw it back to you in the studio and attempt to find out more from the secret service agents here at the white house..... this is agatha shagnasty reporting live for cbs at the white house...... dan blather thank you agatha.... so we know that shots were fired behind the white house spent shell casings from a large caliber handgun were found on the back porch of the white house and a bullet riddled bowling ball was found in the rose garden. at this time the secret service has one suspect a pink bunny who excaped the scene on a garden tractor...... and now back to our regularly scheduled programming. we will interrupt this broadcast again as nes develops.... dan blather.... cbs ... .