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From : mac davis

Q: obsessions a psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. you all have obsessions he observed. to the first mother mary he said you are obsessed with eating. youve even named your daughter candy. he turned to the second mom ann your obsession is with money. again it manifests itself in your childs name penny. he turned to the third mom joyce your obsession is alcohol. this too shows itself in your childs name brandy. at this point the fourth mother kathy quietly got up took her little boy by the hand and whispered come on dick were leaving. mac please remove splinters before emailing .

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From : peterd

on thu 28 feb 2008 092623 -0800 mac davis macsplinters@davisbaja.com wrote obsessions a psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. you all have obsessions he observed. to the first mother mary he said you are obsessed with eating. youve even named your daughter candy. he turned to the second mom ann your obsession is with money. again it manifests itself in your childs name penny. he turned to the third mom joyce your obsession is alcohol. this too shows itself in your childs name brandy. at this point the fourth mother kathy quietly got up took her little boy by the hand and whispered come on dick were leaving. mac please remove splinters before emailing groan... .

From : beekeep

taking dad to the mall i took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. we decided to grab a bite at the food court when i noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. the teenager had spiked hair in all different colors green red orange and blue. my dad kept staring at him. the teenager would look and find him staring every time. when the teenager had enough he sarcastically asked whats the matter old man never done anything wild in your life knowing my dad i quickly swallowed my food so that i would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. i was just wondering if you were my son. on thu 28 feb 2008 092623 -0800 mac davis macsplinters@davisbaja.com wrote obsessions a psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. you all have obsessions he observed. to the first mother mary he said you are obsessed with eating. youve even named your daughter candy. he turned to the second mom ann your obsession is with money. again it manifests itself in your childs name penny. he turned to the third mom joyce your obsession is alcohol. this too shows itself in your childs name brandy. at this point the fourth mother kathy quietly got up took her little boy by the hand and whispered come on dick were leaving. mac please remove splinters before emailing .

From : carolina watercraft works

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