OT: for Mike and the jar heads

From : mac davis

Q: an east coast ivy league atheist professor was teaching a university class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no god. he said god if you are real then i want you to knock me off this platform. ill give you 15 minutes! ten minutes went by all the time taunting god here i am god. im still waiting. as the last minute approached he smugly smiled. a young us marine just released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor hit him full force on the chin sending him flying from his platform and crashing to the floor. the professor struggled up badly shaken and yelled whats the matter with you! why did you do that the marine replied god was busy; he sent the marines. mac .

Replies:

From : mike simmons

ooorah!!! ditto! semper fi! mike ps mike and the jarheads.... hmmmm... sounds like a rock group ;^ on mon 16 aug 2004 135017 gmt mac davis mac.davis@comcast.net wrote an east coast ivy league atheist professor was teaching a university class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no god. he said god if you are real then i want you to knock me off this platform. ill give you 15 minutes! ten minutes went by all the time taunting god here i am god. im still waiting. as the last minute approached he smugly smiled. a young us marine just released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor hit him full force on the chin sending him flying from his platform and crashing to the floor. the professor struggled up badly shaken and yelled whats the matter with you! why did you do that the marine replied god was busy; he sent the marines. mac have a nice day. ldpoos@nopants.juno.com remove nopants to reply by direct e-mail; support the right to privacy and anti-spam projects. .

From : mac davis

on mon 16 aug 2004 195030 -0500 mike simmons mikesim@fidnet.com wrote ps mike and the jarheads.... hmmmm... sounds like a rock group ;^ more like a 50s garage band.. lmao mac .

From : mike simmons

on mon 16 aug 2004 195030 -0500 mike simmons mikesim@fidnet.com wrote ps mike and the jarheads.... hmmmm... sounds like a rock group ;^ more like a 50s garage band.. lmao mac yeah when i was a pup i was in a garage band but we were known as the rockin redcoats..... that was before my jarhead days. ;^ mike .

From : marsh monster

.. .. =3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d =3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d mac.davis@comcast.net mac=a0davis wrote in an east coast ivy league atheist professor was teaching a university class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no god. he said god if you are real then i want you to knock me off this platform. =a0 ill give you 15 minutes! ten minutes went by all the time taunting god here i am god. im still waiting. as the last minute approached he smugly smiled. a young us marine just released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor hit him full force on the chin sending him flying from his platform and crashing to the floor. the professor struggled up badly shaken and yelled whats the matter with you! why did you do that the marine replied god was busy; he sent the marines. mac =3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d =3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d subject fw yes im a bad american yes im a bad american by george carlin .. .. i am your worst nightmare. i am a bad american. i am george carlin. i believe the money i make belongs to me and my family not some mid level governmental functionary be it democratic or republican! i think owning a gun doesnt make you a killer; it makes you a smart american. i think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized and does not entitle you to anything. i believe that if you are selling me a big mac try to do it in english. i think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of july. i think that being a student doesnt give you any more enlightenment than working at blockbuster. in fact if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college you havent begun to be enlightened. i believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her god when and where they want to. my heroes are john wayne babe ruth roy rogers and whoever canceled jerry springer. i dont hate the rich. i dont pity the poor. i know wrestling is fake and i dont waste my time arguing about it. ive never owned a slave or was a slave i didnt wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of egypt. i havent burned any witches or been persecuted by the turks and neither have you! so shut the hell up already. i want to know which church is it exactly where the reverend jesse jackson practices where he gets his money and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. can i get an amen on that one i think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if youre running from them. i also think they have the right to pull you over if youre breaking the law regardless of what color you are. i think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works i dont want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years. if this makes me a bad american then yes im a bad american. ........... submitted fer yer enjoyment marshmonster =3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d=3d .

From : thats me

ooorah!!! on mon 16 aug 2004 135017 gmt mac davis mac.davis@comcast.net wrote an east coast ivy league atheist professor was teaching a university class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no god. he said god if you are real then i want you to knock me off this platform. ill give you 15 minutes! ten minutes went by all the time taunting god here i am god. im still waiting. as the last minute approached he smugly smiled. a young us marine just released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor hit him full force on the chin sending him flying from his platform and crashing to the floor. the professor struggled up badly shaken and yelled whats the matter with you! why did you do that the marine replied god was busy; he sent the marines. mac have a nice day. ldpoos@nopants.juno.com remove nopants to reply by direct e-mail; support the right to privacy and anti-spam projects. .