OT Presidential Candidate

From : redneck tookover hell

Q: i am john kerry. i was against the first iraq war i am against the second iraq war but i voted for it. now im against it but i was for it. i support the un. im against terrorism and against the iraq war. but i voted for the iraq war. so i voted against the first war and supported the second war wait... im against gay marriage but for gay unions. i support gays but think the san francisco mayor is wrong. i support gay marriages. no wait gay unions. im catholic. wait im jewish. my dad was jewish. but i was raised catholic. what am i i dont want to confuse people. i am for abortions but wait im catholic and catholics are pro-life. but i might consider putting pro-life judges in office but im not sure. i do know i voted for a pro-life judge but i stated that it was a mistake. i went to vietnam. but i was against vietnam. i testified against fellow us troops in vietnam threw my medals away and led others to do the same. but i am a war hero. against the war. i stated i threw my medals away then i threw my ribbons away. i then revealed that i threw my ribbons away but not my medalsthen lately i stated that i threw someone elses medals away and never threw anything of mine away. i believe ribbons and medals arent the same thing. medals come with ribbons so now i believe that ribbons and medals are the same thing besides the fact that ribbons are cloth and medals are medal. i wrote a book that pictured the us flag upside-down on its cover. but now i fly and campaign in a plane with a large flag right-side up on it. but sometimes we fly upside-down for fun. yasser arafat is a hero and a statesman. the israelis shouldnt kill palestinian terrorists but they should stop terrorism. yasser arafat is a terrorist supporter. i support mideast peace. i am for the common man unlike bush. i am against the rich. but my family is worth 300 million dollars has a jet and many suvs. i am the common man. i am against sending jobs overseas. my wife is a heinz heir which heinz has most factories offshore. i am against rewarding companies for exporting jobs as long as it is not heinz. i own $1 million in wal-mart stock. i believe wal-mart is evil by driving small business owners out of town. i am a capitalist and i own part of wal-mart but i am a good guy for small corporate america. i own suvs when i talk to my followers in detroit mi. teresa owns suvs. i dont when i talk to tree hugging followers. i have a campaign jet that gets 1/3 mpg which is great fuel efficiency. i am against making military service an issue in presidential elections. i defended a draft dodger clinton and stated that all serve in their own capacity whether they draft dodge or not. did i mention i served in vietnam and am a hero are you questioning my patriotism i served in vietnam. my opponent didnt. i have three purple hearts! i am a hero. i am qualified to run this country since i served. i am john kerry. good speech! huh -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ politics the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich. .

Replies:

From : mac

i am john kerry too. i demand president bush condemn the swift boat veterans campaign of lies against me. they are being coordinated and financed by the republican party. however the moveon.org michael moore al franken and george soros have no connection with me or the democratic party so i will not condemn the lies they are telling about president bush. i am john kerry too. .

From : jerry

redneck tookover hell wrote im catholic and catholics are pro-life. ya missed one........ my grandfather was jewish so im a catholic jew. jerry .

From : mac davis

on 21 aug 2004 021056 gmt mopar440@aol.comnet.org redneck tookover hell wrote i am john kerry. hey red.. i saw a great billboard at an rv place on my way up to your rainy state john kerry a man who thinks twice before saying nothing mac .

From : budd cochran

rotf!!! the scary part is the incredible accuracy you have red budd i am john kerry. i was against the first iraq war i am against the second iraq war but i voted for it. now im against it but i was for it. i support the un. im against terrorism and against the iraq war. but i voted for the iraq war. so i voted against the first war and supported the second war wait... im against gay marriage but for gay unions. i support gays but think the san francisco mayor is wrong. i support gay marriages. no wait gay unions. im catholic. wait im jewish. my dad was jewish. but i was raised catholic. what am i i dont want to confuse people. i am for abortions but wait im catholic and catholics are pro-life. but i might consider putting pro-life judges in office but im not sure. i do know i voted for a pro-life judge but i stated that it was a mistake. i went to vietnam. but i was against vietnam. i testified against fellow us troops in vietnam threw my medals away and led others to do the same. but i am a war hero. against the war. i stated i threw my medals away then i threw my ribbons away. i then revealed that i threw my ribbons away but not my medalsthen lately i stated that i threw someone elses medals away and never threw anything of mine away. i believe ribbons and medals arent the same thing. medals come with ribbons so now i believe that ribbons and medals are the same thing besides the fact that ribbons are cloth and medals are medal. i wrote a book that pictured the us flag upside-down on its cover. but now i fly and campaign in a plane with a large flag right-side up on it. but sometimes we fly upside-down for fun. yasser arafat is a hero and a statesman. the israelis shouldnt kill palestinian terrorists but they should stop terrorism. yasser arafat is a terrorist supporter. i support mideast peace. i am for the common man unlike bush. i am against the rich. but my family is worth 300 million dollars has a jet and many suvs. i am the common man. i am against sending jobs overseas. my wife is a heinz heir which heinz has most factories offshore. i am against rewarding companies for exporting jobs as long as it is not heinz. i own $1 million in wal-mart stock. i believe wal-mart is evil by driving small business owners out of town. i am a capitalist and i own part of wal-mart but i am a good guy for small corporate america. i own suvs when i talk to my followers in detroit mi. teresa owns suvs. i dont when i talk to tree hugging followers. i have a campaign jet that gets 1/3 mpg which is great fuel efficiency. i am against making military service an issue in presidential elections. i defended a draft dodger clinton and stated that all serve in their own capacity whether they draft dodge or not. did i mention i served in vietnam and am a hero are you questioning my patriotism i served in vietnam. my opponent didnt. i have three purple hearts! i am a hero. i am qualified to run this country since i served. i am john kerry. good speech! huh -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ politics the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich. .

From : roy

on sat 21 aug 2004 141249 gmt roy roy@home.net wrote hey red.. i saw a great billboard at an rv place on my way up to your rainy state john kerry a man who thinks twice before saying nothing mac bro at least he is capable of thought.vbg roy for sure bro.. he thought himself up 3 purple hearts for scratches that a ground pounder wouldnt even bother a medic with... ouch! i have a sliver of shrapnel from my own grenade in my elbow! i know what ya mean bro. cant have a mri done. roy .

From : mac davis

on sat 21 aug 2004 141249 gmt roy roy@home.net wrote hey red.. i saw a great billboard at an rv place on my way up to your rainy state john kerry a man who thinks twice before saying nothing mac bro at least he is capable of thought.vbg roy for sure bro.. he thought himself up 3 purple hearts for scratches that a ground pounder wouldnt even bother a medic with... ouch! i have a sliver of shrapnel from my own grenade in my elbow! an army medic would have said something like yeah so does everyone else you want a band aid mac .

From : roy

on 21 aug 2004 021056 gmt mopar440@aol.comnet.org redneck tookover hell wrote i am john kerry. hey red.. i saw a great billboard at an rv place on my way up to your rainy state john kerry a man who thinks twice before saying nothing mac bro at least he is capable of thought.vbg roy .