OT: EBAY support is too funny!

From : miles

Q: here is an abbreviation of an online support episode i had with ebay. ebay billing support how may i help you my account was locked on the final day of a listing. i was unable to reply to any bidders questions before it ended. reserve was not met and i would like credit for the listing and then relist it. your account shows it was locked because someone accessed it from more than 2 different pcs in the same day. yes i used my home pc a friends pc and also checked using my web phone during the day. may i please have a credit so i can relist the ad ill transfer you to security. i have confirmed they are the only team that can address your problem. ebay security support i have reviewed your chat. i need to transfer you to billing about the credit. i was just chatting with billing. they transferred me to you. i am transferring you to billing now. please wait. ebay billing support i have reviewed your chat and will now transfer you to security. i have confirmed they are the correct team to address your problem. ill transfer you now. ebay security i have reviewed your chat and my supervisor confirmed that you need to talk with the account takeover dept. i will transfer you to atd now. ebay atd i have reviewed your chat and have confirmed this is a billing issue. i will transfer you now. ebay billing please wait for

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From : fmb

on mon 28 jul 2008 192051 -0700 miles wrote this was after 1 1/2 hours of mostly waiting online in ques only to be transferred!! this is abbreviated. i was transferred many more times to several other support teams. i gave up and may try again some other day!! so.............. after all that do you feel supported gbmfg -- chris id have to think that nathans getting dizzy from spinning around at such a high rpm! ;+ ken excuse me! its got me so dizzy that im mistaking miles for nathan!. ken hmmmm....the one liners that come to mind. g come on roy get da machine out of your mind. fmb .

From : christopher d thompson

on wed 30 jul 2008 193329 -0400 roy wrote on mon 28 jul 2008 192051 -0700 miles wrote this was after 1 1/2 hours of mostly waiting online in ques only to be transferred!! this is abbreviated. i was transferred many more times to several other support teams. i gave up and may try again some other day!! so.............. after all that do you feel supported gbmfg -- chris id have to think that nathans getting dizzy from spinning around at such a high rpm! ;+ ken excuse me! its got me so dizzy that im mistaking miles for nathan!. ken hmmmm....the one liners that come to mind. g youve never held back before why start nowgbg -- chris .

From : roy

on mon 28 jul 2008 192051 -0700 miles wrote this was after 1 1/2 hours of mostly waiting online in ques only to be transferred!! this is abbreviated. i was transferred many more times to several other support teams. i gave up and may try again some other day!! so.............. after all that do you feel supported gbmfg -- chris id have to think that nathans getting dizzy from spinning around at such a high rpm! ;+ ken excuse me! its got me so dizzy that im mistaking miles for nathan!. ken hmmmm....the one liners that come to mind. g .

From : napalmheart

christopher d. thompson nospam@nospam.nospam wrote in on mon 28 jul 2008 192051 -0700 miles wrote this was after 1 1/2 hours of mostly waiting online in ques only to be transferred!! this is abbreviated. i was transferred many more times to several other support teams. i gave up and may try again some other day!! so.............. after all that do you feel supported gbmfg -- chris id have to think that nathans getting dizzy from spinning around at such a high rpm! ;+ ken excuse me! its got me so dizzy that im mistaking miles for nathan!. ken .

From : napalmheart

christopher d. thompson nospam@nospam.nospam wrote in on mon 28 jul 2008 192051 -0700 miles wrote this was after 1 1/2 hours of mostly waiting online in ques only to be transferred!! this is abbreviated. i was transferred many more times to several other support teams. i gave up and may try again some other day!! so.............. after all that do you feel supported gbmfg -- chris id have to think that nathans getting dizzy from spinning around at such a high rpm! ;+ ken .

From : christopher d thompson

on mon 28 jul 2008 192051 -0700 miles wrote this was after 1 1/2 hours of mostly waiting online in ques only to be transferred!! this is abbreviated. i was transferred many more times to several other support teams. i gave up and may try again some other day!! so.............. after all that do you feel supported gbmfg -- chris .