How many Dodge truck owners...?
From : wolfie
Q: found this on one of my bike forums and just knew it would be appreciated here. how many dodge truck owners does it take to change a lightbulb 1 to change the lightbulband to post that it has been changed. 14 to share similar expeiences at changing light bulbsand how said lightbulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about all the possible dangers of changing lightbulbs. 6 to argue over whether it is a lightbulb or a light bulband another 6 to condemn those 6 as being stupid. 2 industry pros to inform the group that the proper term is lamp. 16 know it alls who claim they are in industryand that light bulb is perfectly correct. 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbsand to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum. 11 to defend the posting to this forumsaying that we all use lightbulbs therefore the post is indeed relevent to this forum. 36 to debate which method of changing lightbulbs is superiorwhere to buy these bulbswhat brand works best for this techniqueand what brands are faulty. 5 people to post pics of their own light bulbs. 15 people to post i cant see their !@#^%$ light bulbs. 7 people to post urls where one can see examples of lightbulbs. 4 to post that the urls were posted incorrectlyand then post the corrections. 13 to link all posts to datequote them in their entiretyincluding allheaders and signaturesand add me too. 5 posts to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the lightbulb controversy. 4 to say didnt we go through this a short time ago 13 to say do a search on lightbulbs before posting a question on lightbulbs. 1 to bring politics into the discussionby adding that the current president is not the brightest bulb. 4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views. 1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread. 1 forum lurker to post to the original thread 6 whole months from now and start it al over again. wolfie .
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From : azwiley1
on apr 16 439 am wolfie dplusone...@netscape.net wrote found this on one of my bike forums and just knew it would be appreciated here. how many dodge truck owners does it take to change a lightbulb 1 to change the lightbulband to post that it has been changed. 14 to share similar expeiences at changing light bulbsand how said lightbulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about all the possible dangers of changing lightbulbs. 6 to argue over whether it is a lightbulb or a light bulband another 6 to condemn those 6 as being stupid. 2 industry pros to inform the group that the proper term is lamp. 16 know it alls who claim they are in industryand that light bulb is perfectly correct. 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbsand to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum. 11 to defend the posting to this forumsaying that we all use lightbulbs therefore the post is indeed relevent to this forum. 36 to debate which method of changing lightbulbs is superiorwhere to buy these bulbswhat brand works best for this techniqueand what brands are faulty. 5 people to post pics of their own light bulbs. 15 people to post i cant see their !@#^%$ light bulbs. 7 people to post urls where one can see examples of lightbulbs. 4 to post that the urls were posted incorrectlyand then post the corrections. 13 to link all posts to datequote them in their entiretyincluding allheaders and signaturesand add me too. 5 posts to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the lightbulb controversy. 4 to say didnt we go through this a short time ago 13 to say do a search on lightbulbs before posting a question on lightbulbs. 1 to bring politics into the discussionby adding that the current president is not the brightest bulb. 4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views. 1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread. 1 forum lurker to post to the original thread 6 whole months from now and start it al over again. wolfie that was so damn accurate for this group its not funny! bravo to you wolfie .
From : big al
on apr 16 439 am wolfie dplusone...@netscape.net wrote found this on one of my bike forums and just knew it would be appreciated here. how many dodge truck owners does it take to change a lightbulb only took two. we put the truck on an old center post lift. i held the bulb and my friend spun the truck al .
From : azwiley1
on apr 16 1200 pm big al s...@qwest.net wrote on apr 16 439 am wolfie dplusone...@netscape.net wrote found this on one of my bike forums and just knew it would be appreciated here. how many dodge truck owners does it take to change a lightbulb only took two. we put the truck on an old center post lift. i held the bulb and my friend spun the truck al lol .
From : mike simmons
found this on one of my bike forums and just knew it would be appreciated here. how many dodge truck owners does it take to change a lightbulb 1 to change the lightbulband to post that it has been changed. 14 to share similar expeiences at changing light bulbsand how said lightbulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about all the possible dangers of changing lightbulbs. 6 to argue over whether it is a lightbulb or a light bulband another 6 to condemn those 6 as being stupid. 2 industry pros to inform the group that the proper term is lamp. 16 know it alls who claim they are in industryand that light bulb is perfectly correct. 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbsand to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum. 11 to defend the posting to this forumsaying that we all use lightbulbs therefore the post is indeed relevent to this forum. 36 to debate which method of changing lightbulbs is superiorwhere to buy these bulbswhat brand works best for this techniqueand what brands are faulty. 5 people to post pics of their own light bulbs. 15 people to post i cant see their !@#^%$ light bulbs. 7 people to post urls where one can see examples of lightbulbs. 4 to post that the urls were posted incorrectlyand then post the corrections. 13 to link all posts to datequote them in their entiretyincluding allheaders and signaturesand add me too. 5 posts to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the lightbulb controversy. 4 to say didnt we go through this a short time ago 13 to say do a search on lightbulbs before posting a question on lightbulbs. 1 to bring politics into the discussionby adding that the current president is not the brightest bulb. 4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views. 1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread. 1 forum lurker to post to the original thread 6 whole months from now and start it al over again. wolfie you fergot 226 to argue whether you should use a beam type or click type torque wrench to install said light bub. ;^ mike .
From : tom lawrence
you fergot 226 to argue whether you should use a beam type or click type torque wrench to install said light bub. again you discriminate against the dial-american torque wrenches. you use derogatory terms like round-face and pointy-headed hos which demean the fine work these hard-working torque wrenches do every day in shops across this great land. i am calling for your immediate dismissal by daimler-chrysler. hopefully america can learn something from this. this is just the beginning - were going after the k&n haters next. .
From : wolfie
on apr 16 1200 pm big al s...@qwest.net wrote on apr 16 439 am wolfie dplusone...@netscape.net wrote found this on one of my bike forums and just knew it would be appreciated here. how many dodge truck owners does it take to change a lightbulb only took two. we put the truck on an old center post lift. i held the bulb and my friend spun the truck al simple but elegant. .
From : beekeep
on 16 apr 2007 043958 -0700 wolfie dplusoneusa@netscape.net wrote found this on one of my bike forums and just knew it would be appreciated here. how many dodge truck owners does it take to change a lightbulb 1 to change the lightbulband to post that it has been changed. 14 to share similar expeiences at changing light bulbsand how said lightbulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about all the possible dangers of changing lightbulbs. 6 to argue over whether it is a lightbulb or a light bulband another 6 to condemn those 6 as being stupid. 2 industry pros to inform the group that the proper term is lamp. 16 know it alls who claim they are in industryand that light bulb is perfectly correct. 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbsand to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum. 11 to defend the posting to this forumsaying that we all use lightbulbs therefore the post is indeed relevent to this forum. 36 to debate which method of changing lightbulbs is superiorwhere to buy these bulbswhat brand works best for this techniqueand what brands are faulty. 5 people to post pics of their own light bulbs. 15 people to post i cant see their !@#^%$ light bulbs. 7 people to post urls where one can see examples of lightbulbs. 4 to post that the url
From : chris thompson
on tue 17 apr 2007 022140 +0000 tom lawrence wrote you fergot 226 to argue whether you should use a beam type or click type torque wrench to install said light bub. again you discriminate against the dial-american torque wrenches. you use derogatory terms like round-face and pointy-headed hos which demean the fine work these hard-working torque wrenches do every day in shops across this great land. i am calling for your immediate dismissal by daimler-chrysler. hopefully america can learn something from this. this is just the beginning - were going after the k&n haters next. torque wrench shoot who uses those anymore *grin* theres only 5 settings used round here 1/4 air ratchet tight 3/8 air ratchet tight 3/8 impact tight 1/2 impact tight and the damn thats gonna be tight 3/4 impact tight. bmfg -- chris 05 ctd 06 liberty crd .
From : wolfie
on apr 16 1001 am azwiley1 azwil...@cox.net wrote on apr 16 439 am wolfie dplusone...@netscape.net wrote found this on one of my bike forums and just knew it would be appreciated here. how many dodge truck owners does it take to change a lightbulb 1 to change the lightbulband to post that it has been changed. 14 to share similar expeiences at changing light bulbsand how said lightbulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about all the possible dangers of changing lightbulbs. 6 to argue over whether it is a lightbulb or a light bulband another 6 to condemn those 6 as being stupid. 2 industry pros to inform the group that the proper term is lamp. 16 know it alls who claim they are in industryand that light bulb is perfectly correct. 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbsand to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum. 11 to defend the posting to this forumsaying that we all use lightbulbs therefore the post is indeed relevent to this forum. 36 to debate which method of changing lightbulbs is superiorwhere to buy these bulbswhat brand works best for this techniqueand what brands are faulty. 5 people to post pics of their own light bulbs. 15 people to post i cant see their !@#^%$ light bulbs. 7 people to post urls where one can see examples of lightbulbs. 4 to post that the urls were posted incorrectlyand then post the corrections. 13 to link all posts to datequote them in their entiretyincluding allheaders and signaturesand add me too. 5 posts to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the lightbulb controversy. 4 to say didnt we go through this a short time ago 13 to say do a search on lightbulbs before posting a question on lightbulbs. 1 to bring politics into the discussionby adding that the current president is not the brightest bulb. 4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views. 1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread. 1 forum lurker to post to the original thread 6 whole months from now and start it al over again. wolfie that was so damn accurate for this group its not funny! bravo to you wolfie glad you enjoyed it mon. ive found it pretty universally applicable among the various groups i visit. doesnt seem to matter much whether its guitars scoots trucks or guns. ;- .
From : wolfie
on apr 16 612 pm mike simmons mike...@yhti.net wrote found this on one of my bike forums and just knew it would be appreciated here. how many dodge truck owners does it take to change a lightbulb 1 to change the lightbulband to post that it has been changed. 14 to share similar expeiences at changing light bulbsand how said lightbulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about all the possible dangers of changing lightbulbs. 6 to argue over whether it is a lightbulb or a light bulband another 6 to condemn those 6 as being stupid. 2 industry pros to inform the group that the proper term is lamp. 16 know it alls who claim they are in industryand that light bulb is perfectly correct. 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbsand to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum. 11 to defend the posting to this forumsaying that we all use lightbulbs therefore the post is indeed relevent to this forum. 36 to debate which method of changing lightbulbs is superiorwhere to buy these bulbswhat brand works best for this techniqueand what brands are faulty. 5 people to post pics of their own light bulbs. 15 people to post i cant see their !@#^%$ light bulbs. 7 people to post urls where one can see examples of lightbulbs. 4 to post that the urls were posted incorrectlyand then post the corrections. 13 to link all posts to datequote them in their entiretyincluding allheaders and signaturesand add me too. 5 posts to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the lightbulb controversy. 4 to say didnt we go through this a short time ago 13 to say do a search on lightbulbs before posting a question on lightbulbs. 1 to bring politics into the discussionby adding that the current president is not the brightest bulb. 4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views. 1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread. 1 forum lurker to post to the original thread 6 whole months from now and start it al over again. wolfie you fergot 226 to argue whether you should use a beam type or click type torque wrench to install said light bub. ;^ mike geez yer right. and i fergot forty-leven to point out how many others were forgotten in the original count. ;- .
From : Annonymous
are you talking about the headlights tail lights turnsignals or an interier light hahaha .
From : wolfie
on apr 16 915 am jlon...@earthlink.net wrote are you talking about the headlights tail lights turnsignals or an interier light hahaha that does it; im outta here! ;- .
From : wolfie
only an idiot or someone desperate would target a house where people were home so for the average criminal gun ownership means nothing as nobody would be home to use it anyway. as for the desperate ones they will simply carry a gun of their own and use it first if possible and in that case gun ownership increases the level of violence. snip and how would they lnow if you or your wife even had a gun the answer is that they wouldnt so what exactly is your point. if i am going to rob a house and guns are easy to get then im damn sure going to make sure that i have one of my own and will have it ready when i break in and if i were to see either you or anyone else with one or looking like they are trying to get on i would shoot first and steal later. you are correct tom they wouldnt know fyi she does remington 12ga loaded with 16 shot. i was using your statement above about how only an idiot or some one desperate would target an occupied house. you did not say they would only go for unarmmed occupied houses or armed un-occupied houses just re-read what you said and dont pull a snojob and back out of it. my point was very simple how do you know if a house is occupied or not unless you are casing it you dont so how can you say that only an idiot or some one de
From : roger rabbid
on 16 apr 2007 043958 -0700 wolfie dplusoneusa@netscape.net wrote found this on one of my bike forums and just knew it would be appreciated here. how many dodge truck owners does it take to change a lightbulb 1 to change the lightbulband to post that it has been changed. i sold my light bulbs on ebay. ----== posted via feeds.com - unlimited-unrestricted-secure usenet ==---- http//www.feeds.com the #1 group service in the world! 120000+ groups ----= east and west-coast server farms - total privacy via encryption =---- .