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From : tom

Q: resume of george w. bush the white house usa education and experience law enforcement i was arrested in kennebunkport maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. i pled guilty paid a fine and had my drivers license suspended for 30 days. my texas driving record has been lost and is not available. military i joined the texas air national guard and went awol. i refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. by joining the texas air national guard i was able to avoid combat duty in vietnam. college i graduated from yale university with a low c average. i was a cheerleader. past work experience i ran for u.s. congress and lost. i began my career in the oil business in midland texas in 1975. i bought an oil company but couldnt find any oil in texas. the company went bankrupt shortly after i sold all my stock. i bought the texas rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. with the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry including enron ceo ken lay i was elected governor of texas. accomplishments as governor of texas i changed texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies making texas the most polluted state in the union. during my tenure houston replaced los angeles as the most smog-ridden city in america. i c

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From : liar kerry

money. i set the record for the most executions by any governor in american history. with the help of my brother the governor of florida and my fathers appointments to the supreme court i became president after losing by over 500000 votes. accomplishments as president i am the first president in u.s. history to enter office with a criminal record. i invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. i spent the u.s. surplus and effectively bankrupted the u.s. treasury. i shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in u.s. history. i set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. i set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. i set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the u.s. stock market. in my first year in office over 2 million americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month. im proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in u.s. history. my poorest millionaire condoleeza rice has a chevron oil tanker named after her. http//multinationalmonitor.org/mm2001/01june/june01names.html i set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a u.s. president. i am the all-time u.s. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. my largest lifetime campaign contributor and one of my best friends kenneth lay presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in u.s. history enron. my political party used enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the u.s. supreme court during my election decision. i have protected my friends at enron and halliburton against investigation or prosecution. more time and money was spent investigating the monica lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. i presided over the biggest energy crisis in u.s. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. i changed the u.s. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. i appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any president in u.s. history. i created the ministry of homeland security the largest bureaucracy in the history of the united states government. ive broken more international treaties than any president in u.s. history. i am the first president in u.s. history to have the united nations remove the u.s. from the human rights commission. i withdrew the u.s. from the world court of law. i refused to allow inspectors access to u.s. prisoners of war detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the geneva convention. i set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any president since the advent of television. i set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. after taking off the entire month of august 2001 i presided over the worst security failure in u.s. history. i garnered the most sympathy for the u.s. after the world trade center attacks and less than a year later made the u.s. the most hated country in the world the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. i am the first president in u.s. history to order an unprovoked pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. i did so against the will of the united nations the majority of u.s. citizens and the world community. i have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families - in wartime. records and references all records of my tenure as governor of texas are now in my fathers library sealed and unavailable for public view. all records of sec investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. all records or minutes from meetings that i or my vice-president attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. i know i can count on your vote! . 222 288327 cglgca$fgt$0@pita.alt.net liberal asshole tom motel6@yahoo.com whined in a message resume of george w. bush the white house usa //drivelsnipped// bullshit! .

From : idaspode

on thu 26 aug 2004 161509 -0400 liar kerry liarkerry@shitliarkerry.net wrote liberal asshole tom motel6@yahoo.com whined in a message resume of george w. bush the white house usa //drivelsnipped// a squad of marines was driving up the highway between basra and baghdad. they came upon an iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. nearby on the opposite side of the road was an american marine also badly injured but conscious and alert. as first aid was given to both men the marine was asked what had happened. the marine reported; i was alone but heavily armed and moving north along the highway. coming south was a heavily armed iraqi soldier. what happened then the corpsman asked. i yelled to him that saddam hussein was a miserable piece of s... and he yelled back that john kerry tom daschle ted kennedy and bill clinton are truly miserable pieces of s.... ! we were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us. dj .

From : milesh

johnson wrote liar kerry wrote liberal asshole tom motel6@yahoo.com whined in a message resume of george w. bush the white house usa //drivelsnipped// bullshit! really what part nice intelligent reply you uninformed whacko. what part of the original drivel was intelligent .

From : mgg

ouch! the truth hurts --mike liberal asshole tom motel6@yahoo.com whined in a message resume of george w. bush the white house usa //drivelsnipped// bullshit! .

From : Annonymous

on thu 26 aug 2004 133309 -0500 tom motel6@yahoo.com wrote resume of george w. bush the white house usa education and experience law enforcement i was arrested in kennebunkport maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. i pled guilty paid a fine and had my drivers license suspended for 30 days. my texas driving record has been lost and is not available. military i joined the texas air national guard and went awol. i refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. by joining the texas air national guard i was able to avoid combat duty in vietnam. college i graduated from yale university with a low c average. i was a cheerleader. past work experience i ran for u.s. congress and lost. i began my career in the oil business in midland texas in 1975. i bought an oil company but couldnt find any oil in texas. the company went bankrupt shortly after i sold all my stock. i bought the texas rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. with the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry including enron ceo ken lay i was elected governor of texas. accomplishments as governor of texas i changed texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies making texas the most polluted state in the union. during my tenure houston replaced los angeles as the most smog-ridden city in america. i cut taxes and bankrupted the texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. i set the record for the most executions by any governor in american history. with the help of my brother the governor of florida and my fathers appointments to the supreme court i became president after losing by over 500000 votes. accomplishments as president i am the first president in u.s. history to enter office with a criminal record. he served his time. most presidents just did not get caught. all politicians are criminals.- well most of them. i invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. yea but look at all the oil. i spent the u.s. surplus and effectively bankrupted the u.s. treasury. i shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in u.s. history. i set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. i set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. i set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the u.s. stock market. in my first year in office over 2 million americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month. im proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in u.s. history. my poorest millionaire condoleeza rice has a chevron oil tanker named after her. well golly gee the multi billionaire kerry has more money then the us treasurey. http//multinationalmonitor.org/mm2001/01june/june01names.html i set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a u.s. president. source i am the all-time u.s. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. source my largest lifetime campaign contributor and one of my best friends kenneth lay presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in u.s. history enron. source my political party used enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the u.s. supreme court during my election decision. source i have protected my friends at enron and halliburton against investigation or prosecution. more time and money was spent investigating the monica lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. source i presided over the biggest energy crisis in u.s. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. the gummint intervenes enough dont you think i changed the u.s. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. really like who i appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any president in u.s. history. he is an equal oppertunity employer. i created the ministry of homeland security the largest bureaucracy in the history of the united states government. ive broken more international treaties than any president in u.s. history. who cares. i am the first president in u.s. history to have the united nations remove the u.s. from the human rights commission. good golly where would we be without them i withdrew the u.s. from the world court of law. is that such a bad thing i refused to allow inspectors access to u.s. prisoners of war detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the geneva convention. you cant win them all. i set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any president since the advent of television.

From : mgg

yikes! thats youre rebuttal source source source good thing you arent working on gwbs campaign or hed be doomed. imagine if you will kerry and bush debating...it might actually happen if he leaves his home in texas. now mr. kerry presents these supposed facts to mr. bush. bush replies with whats your source or ....you cant win them all or... the business as usaul sic for all politicians. why do you make it seem like bush invented corruption etc... who do you think would be the perceived winner of said debate if youre going to debate back it up with your own facts. otherwise youre helping the other side. --mike on thu 26 aug 2004 133309 -0500 tom motel6@yahoo.com wrote resume of george w. bush the white house usa education and experience law enforcement i was arrested in kennebunkport maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. i pled guilty paid a fine and had my drivers license suspended for 30 days. my texas driving record has been lost and is not available. military i joined the texas air national guard and went awol. i refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. by joining the texas air national guard i was able to avoid combat duty in vietnam. college i graduated from yale university with a low c average. i was a cheerleader. past work experience i ran for u.s. congress and lost. i began my career in the oil business in midland texas in 1975. i bought an oil company but couldnt find any oil in texas. the company went bankrupt shortly after i sold all my stock. i bought the texas rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. with the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry including enron ceo ken lay i was elected governor of texas. accomplishments as governor of texas i changed texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies making texas the most polluted state in the union. during my tenure houston replaced los angeles as the most smog-ridden city in america. i cut taxes and bankrupted the texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. i set the record for the most executions by any governor in american history. with the help of my brother the governor of florida and my fathers appointments to the supreme court i became president after losing by over 500000 votes. accomplishments as president i am the first president in u.s. history to enter office with a criminal record. he served his time. most presidents just did not get caught. all politicians are criminals.- well most of them. i invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. yea but look at all the oil. i spent the u.s. surplus and effectively bankrupted the u.s. treasury. i shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in u.s. history. i set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. i set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. i set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the u.s. stock market. in my first year in office over 2 million americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month. im proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in u.s. history. my poorest millionaire condoleeza rice has a chevron oil tanker named after her. well golly gee the multi billionaire kerry has more money then the us treasurey. http//multinationalmonitor.org/mm2001/01june/june01names.html i set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a u.s. president. source i am the all-time u.s. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. source my largest lifetime campaign contributor and one of my best friends kenneth lay presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in u.s. history enron. source my political party used enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the u.s. supreme court during my election decision. source i have protected my friends at enron and halliburton against investigation or prosecution. more time and money was spent investigating the monica lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. source i presided over the biggest energy crisis in u.s. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. the gummint intervenes enough dont you think i changed the u.s. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. really like who i appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any president in u.s. history. he is an equal oppertunity employer. i created the ministry of homeland security the largest bureaucracy in

From : r m

college i graduated from yale university with a low c average. i was a cheerleader. and what was kerrys average i changed texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies making texas the most polluted state in the union. during my tenure houston replaced los angeles as the most smog-ridden city in america. still prefer smog to the corruption and gang violence. at least i can go out at night and not be worried. i cut taxes and bankrupted the texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. yeah at least democrats dont do this....wait i cant say that with a straight face. i set the record for the most executions by any governor in american history. oh yeah! and the message is dont commit crimes in texas. not enough in my book. with the help of my brother the governor of florida and my fathers appointments to the supreme court i became president after losing by over 500000 votes. uhhmm no. we dont use a popular vote and if we did he surely would have won since more texans would have voted that didnt becuase we knew he would take his own state unlike gore. give the election a rest bcause even the dummocrats admit the recounts have all been in bushs favor. it has been recounted to death. i spent the u.s. surplus and effectively bankrupted the u.s. treasury. take an economics class. surplus was a paper projected one. it wasnt actually sitting in a vault. i set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. bankruptcies dont usually happen overnight so likely many started going down during clintons run. i set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. see above. ive broken more international treaties than any president in u.s. history. many need to be broken. we are not run by the un or at least shouldnt be. bored now.... .

From : moe

dont worry about that he hasnt given any. and we didnt expect you to recognize any. .

From : moe

tbone t-bonenospam@nc.rr.com whined and cried in message //tbone drivelsnipped// bullshit! .

From : tbone

lol such intelligence and such a stellar comeback!!! -- if at first you dont succeed youre not cut out for skydiving tbone t-bonenospam@nc.rr.com whined and cried in message //tbone drivelsnipped// bullshit! .

From : milesh

it fit the drivel you posted perfectly. tbone wrote lol such intelligence and such a stellar comeback!!! .

From : moe

please dont confuse the dummocrats with facts. college i graduated from yale university with a low c average. i was a cheerleader. and what was kerrys average i changed texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies making texas the most polluted state in the union. during my tenure houston replaced los angeles as the most smog-ridden city in america. still prefer smog to the corruption and gang violence. at least i can go out at night and not be worried. i cut taxes and bankrupted the texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. yeah at least democrats dont do this....wait i cant say that with a straight face. i set the record for the most executions by any governor in american history. oh yeah! and the message is dont commit crimes in texas. not enough in my book. with the help of my brother the governor of florida and my fathers appointments to the supreme court i became president after losing by over 500000 votes. uhhmm no. we dont use a popular vote and if we did he surely would have won since more texans would have voted that didnt becuase we knew he would take his own state unlike gore. give the election a rest bcause even the dummocrats admit the recounts have all been in bushs favor. it has been recounted to death. i spent the u.s. surplus and effectively bankrupted the u.s. treasury. take an economics class. surplus was a paper projected one. it wasnt actually sitting in a vault. i set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. bankruptcies dont usually happen overnight so likely many started going down during clintons run. i set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. see above. ive broken more international treaties than any president in u.s. history. many need to be broken. we are not run by the un or at least shouldnt be. bored now.... .

From : tbone

on august 23 2004 you implied that you had a television station ready to test the enviromaxplus product. later on august 23 you said that you were . . . working out the details with a station right now. shortly afterwards on that same date you said that you had 4 stations in your area not to mention an additional one in california that were interested in doing the test. reading all of these changing conditions it was my decision not to bother the company with your request for any proof of insurance until you came through with the details that i initially requested regarding the one - or now apparently the several - television stations that you said you were lining up. now you try to make a big issue out of not receiving a fax. interesting sidenote for everyone reading this you never even provided me with a fax number. especially after all of this blather given your clear bias against the product be assured that i will only conduct an evaluation in which you participate with a third party like a tv station that will ensure an adequate oversight of the test. if you do ever recruit a tv station by the way the product will be shipped to them not you. bottom line the balls still in your court pal. .

From : tbone

dont worry about that he hasnt given any. -- if at first you dont succeed youre not cut out for skydiving please dont confuse the dummocrats with facts. college i graduated from yale university with a low c average. i was a cheerleader. and what was kerrys average i changed texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies making texas the most polluted state in the union. during my tenure houston replaced los angeles as the most smog-ridden city in america. still prefer smog to the corruption and gang violence. at least i can go out at night and not be worried. i cut taxes and bankrupted the texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. yeah at least democrats dont do this....wait i cant say that with a straight face. i set the record for the most executions by any governor in american history. oh yeah! and the message is dont commit crimes in texas. not enough in my book. with the help of my brother the governor of florida and my fathers appointments to the supreme court i became president after losing by over 500000 votes. uhhmm no. we dont use a popular vote and if we did he surely would have won since more texans would have voted that didnt becuase we knew he would take his own state unlike gore. give the election a rest bcause even the dummocrats admit the recounts have all been in bushs favor. it has been recounted to death. i spent the u.s. surplus and effectively bankrupted the u.s. treasury. take an economics class. surplus was a paper projected one. it wasnt actually sitting in a vault. i set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. bankruptcies dont usually happen overnight so likely many started going down during clintons run. i set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. see above. ive broken more international treaties than any president in u.s. history. many need to be broken. we are not run by the un or at least shouldnt be. bored now.... .

From : tbone

college i graduated from yale university with a low c average. i was a cheerleader. and what was kerrys average better than this. i changed texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies making texas the most polluted state in the union. during my tenure houston replaced los angeles as the most smog-ridden city in america. still prefer smog to the corruption and gang violence. at least i can go out at night and not be worried. yea like the president has any control over gang violence or local corruption lol. i cut taxes and bankrupted the texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. yeah at least democrats dont do this....wait i cant say that with a straight face. name some names. i set the record for the most executions by any governor in american history. oh yeah! and the message is dont commit crimes in texas. not enough in my book. is the crime rate in texas 0 with the help of my brother the governor of florida and my fathers appointments to the supreme court i became president after losing by over 500000 votes. uhhmm no. we dont use a popular vote and if we did he surely would have won since more texans would have voted that didnt becuase we knew he would take his own state unlike gore. give the election a rest bcause even the dummocrats admit the recounts have all been in bushs favor. it has been recounted to death. complete and utter bs on both counts. i spent the u.s. surplus and effectively bankrupted the u.s. treasury. take an economics class. surplus was a paper projected one. it wasnt actually sitting in a vault. no the surplus was that we were actually tking in more than we were spending for a change and finally paying down the national dept. that is until bush reversed it and then put us into a billion dollar a day war on top of that. i set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. bankruptcies dont usually happen overnight so likely many started going down during clintons run. more complete bs. a small buisness can fail in a months or less. i set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. see above. ditto and btw he has been here for 3 years. foreclosures do not take that long. ive broken more international treaties than any president in u.s. history. many need to be broken. we are not run by the un or at least shouldnt be. then why did we sign them and what is the purpose of any treaty bored now.... and still stupid -- if at first you dont succeed youre not cut out for skydiving .

From : tbone

only in your right wing mind miles. -- if at first you dont succeed youre not cut out for skydiving it fit the drivel you posted perfectly. tbone wrote lol such intelligence and such a stellar comeback!!! .

From : jjp

resume of george w. bush the white house usa i changed texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies making texas the most polluted state in the union. during my tenure houston replaced los angeles as the most smog-ridden city in america. not exactly. houstons air pollution problem was with ground-level ozone only. according to the epa there are six components or kinds of air pollution ozone being just one of them. http//www.dallas.com/texassouthwest/story.e9eb444f2b.b0.af.0.a4.cccba. html in some ways calling houston americas smoggiest city misrepresented the relative quality of air in the two cities. los angeles air is worse than houstons in other categories. but ozone is the primary pollutant of concern and therefore gets more attention officials said. more recent info on ozone violations http//www.lungusa.org/site/pp.aspc=dvluk9o0e&b=50752 metropolitan areas with the worst ozone air pollution 1 los angeles-riverside-orange county ca 2 fresno ca 3 bakersfield ca 4 visalia- -porterville ca 5 houston-baytown-huntsville tx cmsa 6 merced ca 7 sacramento-arden-arcade--truckee ca-nv 8 hanford-corcoran ca 9 knoxville-sevierville-la follette tn 10 dallas-fort worth tx cmsa and overall air quality http//www.chron.com/cs/cda/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/2056693 number of days in 2000-2002 when air quality was unhealthy 1. riverside-san bernardino ca. 445 days 2. fresno ca. 421 3. bakersfield ca. 409 4. los angeles-long beach ca. 255 5. sacramento ca. 163 6. pittsburgh penn. 134 7. knoxville tenn. 109 8. birmingham al. 100 9. houston tx. 94 10. baltimore md. 93 and particle pollution http//www.cnn.com/2003/tech/science/05/01/smoggy.skies.ap/index.html .... 1999-2001 epa data do not take into account a pollutant thats considered more dangerous than smog -- tiny particles of soot that can lodge deep in the lungs and cause heart problems and even death. http//www.lungusa.org/site/pp.aspc=dvluk9o0e&b=50752 metropolitan areas most polluted by year-round particle pollution 1 los angeles-long beach-riverside ca 2 visalia-porterville ca 3 bakersfield ca 4 fresno-madera ca 5 pittsburgh-new castle pa 6 detroit-warren-flint mi 7 atlanta-sandy springs-gainesville ga 8 cleveland-akron-elyria oh 9 hanford-corcoran ca 9 birmingham-hoover-cullman al houston is not on the list of 26 cities .

From : johnson

liar kerry wrote liberal asshole tom motel6@yahoo.com whined in a message resume of george w. bush the white house usa //drivelsnipped// bullshit! really what part nice intelligent reply you uninformed whacko. .