Herds of crickets!
From : jmc
Q: a little while back the truck started making a little noise when backing up - like a cricket just a couple of peeps then nothing. then i started noticing the noise occasionally but only when the truck window was open. now i can hear it with the window is closed - it sounds very much like crickets and is coming from the rearend somewheres i think. its not in the suspension or similar since it doesnt react to road bumps. it doesnt seem to be varying according to speed but thats a bit hard to tell cause its buried by road/engine noise fairly quickly as i speed up. truck behaves fine but the crickets are really annoying me. sounds like something needs to be greased or sommat but what jmc if it is related to vehicle speed i bet univeral joints. .
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From : jmc
beekeep wrote couldnt find a cartoon involving an inflate-a-date well no. where would one find cartoons that contain such subject matter on second thought i dont want to know. - after looking at the cartoon i posted perhaps i should have put your name instead of roys. that ole gal has a bee-hive hairdo. what better place for bee-keeping craig c. -- facts fakts -noun the pesky things that get in the way of religious doctrine. .
From : coasty no spam uscgret at comcast dot net
suddenly without warning scott hendryx exclaimed 27-oct-06 555 pm you will need universal knowledge and a universal tool. both can be had at the dealer. just ask for them by name. another universally unhelpful answer. i imagine you think youre being funny... but dont quit your day job i thought id have to go to a library or the internet for universal knowledge. whoda thunk i could just ask a mechanic yea i know im not quitting my day job either... jmc .
From : scott hendryx
what size are the clutch & flywheel set for my 64 dodge longbed slant 6 225 c.i. with 3spd on tree 10 or 11 inches tia. .
From : bigironram
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From : jmc
suddenly without warning bigironram exclaimed 26-oct-06 1001 pm a little while back the truck started making a little noise when backing up - like a cricket just a couple of peeps then nothing. then i started noticing the noise occasionally but only when the truck window was open. now i can hear it with the window is closed - it sounds very much like crickets and is coming from the rearend somewheres i think. its not in the suspension or similar since it doesnt react to road bumps. it doesnt seem to be varying according to speed but thats a bit hard to tell cause its buried by road/engine noise fairly quickly as i speed up. truck behaves fine but the crickets are really annoying me. sounds like something needs to be greased or sommat but what jmc if it is related to vehicle speed i bet univeral joints. thanks. part doesnt seem to be terribly expensive but whats the general labor cost for replacement how many do i need doesnt look to be a part a newbie like myself can replace. jmc you will need universal knowledge and a universal tool. both can be had at the dealer. just ask for them by name. -- --scott hendryx-- mianderson said also youre totally being suckered on the bc game. fsu will cover.... .
From : jmc
no. it stands for first on race day. yeah i heard they finally won one at the soap box derby but got disqualified for using an engine. -- --scott hendryx-- mianderson said also youre totally being suckered on the bc game. fsu will cover.... .
From : hodad
on thu 26 oct 2006 154956 -0600 budd cochran mr-d150@preciscom spam.net wrote i believe it to be the best overall engine for pickup use towing especially but i dont think its perfect. you actually think you had to say that -- budd cochran john 316-17 ephesians 28-9 romans 323 623 our constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. it is wholly inadequate for the government of any other. john adams budd cochran wrote watch out!!! there are some that will take issue with you if you find yourself overwhelmed or frustrated by the number of idiots that cant read what is on the side of their vehicle or expect the impossible out of an undersized engine. ...or those that think the ctd is the be-all end-all to the worlds problems... .
From : chris thompson
watch out!!! there are some that will take issue with you if you find yourself overwhelmed or frustrated by the number of idiots that cant read what is on the side of their vehicle or expect the impossible out of an undersized engine. -- budd cochran john 316-17 ephesians 28-9 romans 323 623 our constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. it is wholly inadequate for the government of any other. john adams it is cummins.........not cummings.................. -- joe no snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. --voltaire -- posted via a free usenet account from http//www.tera.com .
From : scott hendryx
you need to lube the anti-chciketing joint. without lube it gets all hot and throbs making a cricket noise. dodge has it in their parts department just ask for it by name. -- --scott hendryx-- mianderson said also youre totally being suckered on the bc game. fsu will cover.... i bet you get yours at the same time you get your blinker fluid from the dealer.... real helpful! now as far as jmcs question my guess would be in line with bigironrams ive seen u joints start making a cricket type chirp i would check that first. -- ---------------------------- -chris 05 ctd 06 liberty crd real trucks dont need spark plugs. also the same place he gets his motor mount air valves from coasty .
From : scott hendryx
oh poor lamellae gecko feet . . . .wants to be boss but no one jumps when he/she/it hollers frog. sounds like you just described your self. and yes it is tiring to see over and over the idiocy of people that want economy and towing capacity without buying a cummins. kinda like putting up with your idiocy. so i have a problem with it. that the way it is. mind your own business and you wont have time to mind mine. actually you decided to start this bs so i figure you are getting pretty much what you deserve. wait a sec this is what you always do. i have a better idea. bye. thanks for the chuckle. .
From : bigironram
a little while back the truck started making a little noise when backing up - like a cricket just a couple of peeps then nothing. then i started noticing the noise occasionally but only when the truck window was open. now i can hear it with the window is closed - it sounds very much like crickets and is coming from the rearend somewheres i think. its not in the suspension or similar since it doesnt react to road bumps. it doesnt seem to be varying according to speed but thats a bit hard to tell cause its buried by road/engine noise fairly quickly as i speed up. truck behaves fine but the crickets are really annoying me. sounds like something needs to be greased or sommat but what jmc you need to lube the anti-chciketing joint. without lube it gets all hot and throbs making a cricket noise. dodge has it in their parts department just ask for it by name. -- --scott hendryx-- mianderson said also youre totally being suckered on the bc game. fsu will cover.... .