CBS NEWS BULLETIN!!!

From : mike simmons

Q: mike it seems like i owe you a big hearty thank you. since you posted those malicious comments about my weight and attire everybody seems to be f*^%#$g with me instead of those god-awful political threads. if that is what it takes you should have done it months ago. thanks again!!! bg #2 hey no prob.... what are friends for mike he knows the #1 rule and has quoted it himself on occasion. never let friendship stand in the way of a good cheap shot vbg roy .

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From : budd cochran

on sun 24 oct 2004 134656 -0400 clyde dodgemanfromhell@aol.com wrote on sun 24 oct 2004 172405 gmt weller4@hotmail.com kate wrote i suggested that to my husband and he said its fuel injected so there are no butterflies and he recently cleaned the carburetor so thats probably not it but he appreciates the suggestion. i dont know if he knows what hes talking about because hes not a mechanic not by a long shot so..... well see. thanks for all the replies and when we find out whats going on ill post it here for anyone else whos having the same problem. i think its one of those try this and wait and see things. a fuel injected engine was what i was talking about. a fuel injected engiine has no carburetor. it has injectors and a throttle body with butterflys to control air flow to the engine. cleaning the throttle body is a 5 minute job .. 0 expense .. and it will probly solve your problem. my bad. i think i translated that all wrong while telling him what you said. ive re-read your advice and where you said remove the air cleaner and wash the crap out with carburetor cleaner i told him that he has to clean the carburetor because the butterflies get dirty. at least thats what he said i said. he started saying its fuel injected before i even finished my explanation so i thought hed understood it. i just read him your advice and now hes happily out there cleaning the throttle body. he says that makes sense now. at first he did get a lot of black on a white t-shirt wrapped around his finger and it seems to keep coming off. he can see a lot more deeper down in there and he hasnt even started with the carb cleaner yet. going to run out and get some now. he thinks it looks pretty dirty for 28 thousand miles but its five years old and we live in the desert so maybe thats why. anyway were optimistic. thank you for bothering to clear that up for me. anyone else might have just said what an idiot and dropped it. ill let you know if it works. .

From : mac davis

on sun 24 oct 2004 152157 gmt tbone t-bonenospam@nc.rr.com wrote lol yes you did pervert. no i didnt. i said i would vote for the candidate of my choice nad it isnt your candidate. thats all i said and youre just making your syupid assumptions troll-baby. sorry budd but you did say two different things in two posts on the same thread. you told greg that you were probably not voting for bush and then in the last post said that you were liar. geez. bfd tom. at least argue about some with some substance. i think that both budd and you will vote for who you want to vote for. i think that you each may even change your mind a couple times. especially you since you are so wrong with your current candidate . i also dont think that anyone budd or you has any reason to disclose to anyone else whe you are actually voting for. lol. i would love to be able to argue or discuss something with substance but we both know that with some of the people in this group that isnt gonna happen. i dont expect anyone to disclose who they are going to vote for but some in here are obvious and what is the secret in it anyway. the secret in it is why its called a secret ballot tom. lol that says nothing at all. it is called a secret ballot because it does not involve the public raising of hands but what is the reason that people are afraid to take responsibility for who they put or try to put into office you asked if i ever voted democrat. think on this if it isnt too much strain when i was first able to vote a democrat was elected and i was a registered democrat and every bit as zealous as you. then that democrat re-instated the draft. and you have been bitter and havent voted for a democrat since then and with your personality imagine that. now im older and wiser and vote for the person not the party. have i decided yes. am i telling no. and i wont tell after the election either. its simply none of your business. lol now that is complete bs. if anyone differs in their thoughts even a micron from your extreme right position you call them liberal communist. now why are you afraid to say who you want to run the country. what do you have to hide. btw perhaps you should respond to the threads directed at you instead of jumping in on the ones that arent. -- if at first you dont succeed youre not cut out for skydiving .

From : denny

lol yes you did pervert. no i didnt. i said i would vote for the candidate of my choice nad it isnt your candidate. thats all i said and youre just making your syupid assumptions troll-baby. sorry budd but you did say two different things in two posts on the same thread. you told greg that you were probably not voting for bush and then in the last post said that you were liar. then you missed the humor in what i said to greg didnt you ill bet greg didnt. and who i vote for is still and always will be none of your darn business!!! just like you do to me suckup. i already know that you will vote right down the republican line just like every election day. remember one thing if nothing else when i say anything about who i will or will not vote for in a political thread it is always a joke. i never tell anyone who i really vote for outside my immediate family. fair enough. now stop thinking of me that way! actually troll-baby which describes your actions lately quite well i think of you very little especially when im not online . . .youre simply not worth it. lol you are always thinking of me budd. rotflmbo!! please troll-baby im trying to keep my lunch down. then stop thinking of me that way perv. you told greg that you were probably not voting for bush and now in the previous thread you said that you were just like i was voting for kerry. you cant have it both ways. either you were deceiving greg or you were lying to me. and you have no sense of humor do you pbk. ive got more sense of humor in my little finger than you have had your entire life. keep dreaming. maybe i was teasing greg maybe i was teasing you only i know for sure and im not telling you. why dont you ask greg how it appeared to him it really doesnt matter as when im joking you ignore that part and claim it as an admission of something deception boy. who are you trying to deceive now who are you trying to decieve yourself maybe nobody thats your speciality well second to your sucking up. since you tend to lie to me all of the time ill go with the later and you are wasting your vote. you have no basis to recognize lies if the smacked you in the face since liberalism proposes there is no such thing as a lie just different truths and shades of truth. you really must learn more about what you believe before you try to defend it. please show me exactly where it states that liberalism proposes there is no such thing as a lie just different truths and then explain to me how you know exactly what i believe or is this just another deception of yours gasp!!!! you havent taken the time to learn what your chosen political choice proposes and/or supports this answers neither question like i really expected anything more from you. that has to be about the dumbest thing you or anyone else could do. yawn. -- if at first you dont succeed youre not cut out for skydiving .

From : beekeep

mike my wife kim just read your little report and she says you have too much flippen time on your hands.... vbg denny dan blather we interrupt this regularly scheduled program for some breaking ....... moments ago a series of shots were heard from behind the white house..... for more on this breaking story we turn to our white house correspondent agatha shagnasty..... agatha...... agatha shagnasty thank you dan... reports are sketchy at this time but here is what we know...... about 10 minutes ago... approximately 445 eastern a series of five shots were heard from behind the presidents residence at the white house. secret service agents on the scene have reported to me that the shots sounded like they came from a large caliber handgun...... dan blather agatha...... agatha...... can you tell where the shots were fired from........ agatha shagnasty dan.... at this point we cant although a reliable source has indicated that several shell casings were found on the back porch of the white house.... just a moment....... dan blather stand by ladies and gentlemen our correspondent agatha shagnasty appears to be conferring with secret service agents on the scene...... agatha..... agatha...... can you tell us more agatha shagnasty dan at this moment i can.... the secret service agent in charge has just reported to cbs that in addition to the spent shell casings found on the back porch a bowling ball riddled with gunshots was found near a flower bed in the rose garden..... dan blather agatha.... agatha..... did i hear your correctly.... a bowling ball... agatha shagnasty yes dan that is correct.... the secret service is confirming that i bowling ball was hit by several rounds from a large caliber handgun.... although at this time the secret service has indicated that the damage to the ball was minimal...... dan blather agatha..... has there been any speculation as to who may have fired the shots.... anything at all agatha shagnasty no dan at this point the secret service has not been able to identify a suspect... although there is one clue they are pursuing..... dan blather what clue is that.... what do they have to go on agatha shagnasty dan.... this is unconfirmed but i have spoken to several eyewitnesses and they are reporting that a large pink bunny was seen fleeing the scene on a garden tractor mumbling something about a machine..... dan blather that certainly is strange agatha a pink bunny on a garden tractor.... hmmmmm..... agatha shagnasty yes dan it certainly is..... i will throw it back to you in the studio and attempt to find out more from the secret service agents here at the white house..... this is agatha shagnasty reporting live for cbs at the white house...... dan blather thank you agatha.... so we know that shots were fired behind the white house spent shell casings from a large caliber handgun were found on the back porch of the white house and a bullet riddled bowling ball was found in the rose garden. at this time the secret service has one suspect a pink bunny who excaped the scene on a garden tractor...... and now back to our regularly scheduled programming. we will interrupt this broadcast again as nes develops.... dan blather.... cbs ... .

From : roy

roy can you get in touch with me via e-mail please loballeng@mindspring.com laszlo almasi life is great when you dont have any issues to deal with mike it seems like i owe you a big hearty thank you. since you posted those malicious comments about my weight and attire everybody seems to be f*^%#$g with me instead of those god-awful political threads. if that is what it takes you should have done it months ago. thanks again!!! bg #2 hey no prob.... what are friends for mike he knows the #1 rule and has quoted it himself on occasion. never let friendship stand in the way of a good cheap shot vbg roy .

From : denny

on sun 24 oct 2004 171608 -0500 mike simmons mikesim@fidnet.com wrote was todays race/football game that boring beekeep .