Assault Caulking Guns
From : stormin mormon
Q: another way to apply caulking - alt.home.repair | google groupshelp | sign in alt.home.repair 19 messages - collapse all m...@moviefan.com apr 17 230 am groups alt.home.repair from m...@moviefan.com date tue 17 apr 2007 013037 -0500 i am looking for another way to apply caulking. i was told to use a caulking gun but i am anti-gun and will not allow any guns in my home. my wife is deadly afraid of guns too. is there some other way to apply caulking ========================= from rich pend...@verizon.net date tue 17 apr 2007 083151 gmt stick caulking in an enema bag insert tube in your anus squeeze enema bag hard to fill yourself up. bend over and aim carefully at the area to be caulked then blow it out your ass. ============================== from greg6...@gmail.com date 17 apr 2007 035228 -0700 local tues apr 17 2007 652 am subject re another way to apply caulking youre kidding right no one it that strange. ============================== from jb jbx...@gmail.com date 17 apr 2007 055619 -0700 now wait a second. the poster has a valid point. caulking guns are deadly weapons. if the caulk has dried up you could squeeze the trigger enough times and build up enough pressure to seriously injure the cat when it un-jams without warning. or if you turn it around and look down the barrel to see whats causing the jam you could get a glop of caulk up your nose. if it then hardened you would need to drill it out. or his wife might be concerned that he might get so frustrated with his lousy caulking job that he might take the caulk tube out and use it as a stabbing weapon. now the gun has become a knife. my wife leaves the house with the kids and the dog and goes shopping when i use a caulking gun...just to be safe! ================================= from steve barker ichasetra...@some.yahoo.com date tue 17 apr 2007 084309 -0500 get caulking in a squeeze tube then put it in your ears. then you cant hear the wife and you can use the standard caulking gun. -- steve barker ======================= from unklbob mcgrisw...@aol.com date 17 apr 2007 064948 -0700 to drill it out. or his wife might be concerned that he might get so frustrated with his lousy caulking job that he might take the caulk tube out and use it as a stabbing weapon. now the gun has become a knife. my wife leaves the house with the kids and the dog and goes shopping when i use a caulking gun...just to be safe! thats strange... my wife loves it when i pull my caulk out. ============================ from karl s nos...@ak.net date tue 17 apr 2007 090701 -0700 now wait a second. the poster has a valid point. caulking guns are deadly weapons. if the caulk has dried up you could squeeze the trigger enough times and build up enough pressure to seriously injure the cat when it un-jams without warning. or put somebodys eye out. =============================== from z gzuck...@snail-mail.net date 17 apr 2007 133004 -0700 on apr 17 1207 pm karl s nos...@ak.net wrote or put somebodys eye out. mom was right; i wont be satisfied until i put somebodys eye out. ================================= from z gzuck...@snail-mail.net date 17 apr 2007 133120 -0700 my wife is deadly afraid of guns too. is there some other way to apply caulking most of the time you merely need to brandish the caulking gun. ================================== from oren o...@home.yes.us date tue 17 apr 2007 142946 -0700 or put somebodys eye out. mom was right; i wont be satisfied until i put somebodys eye out. how many times have you hit yourself in the forehead -- oren if things get any worse ill have to ask you to stop helping me. =============================== from oren o...@home.yes.us date tue 17 apr 2007 145232 -0700 my wife is deadly afraid of guns too. is there some other way to apply caulking most of the time you merely need to brandish the caulking gun. find a wife that will clean a caulking gun; after she makes a mess of it. you have to clean what you brandish. -- oren ============================ from 22222 date tue 17 apr 2007 185113 -0400 local tues apr 17 2007 651 pm subject re another way to apply caulking on 17 apr 2007 035228 -0700 greg6...@gmail.com wrote youre kidding right no one it that strange. never been in the same room as a nyc liberal im guessing. d ================================== from sonofabitch...@hotmail.com date 17 apr 2007 170617 -0700 on apr 16 1030 pm m...@moviefan.com wrote i am looking for another way to apply caulking. i was told to use a caulking gun but i am anti-gun and will not allow any guns in my home. my wife is deadly afraid of guns too. is there some other way to apply caulking guns dont kill people people kill people. ==============
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From : denny
hilarious. i would add that only trained professionals should be allowed to carry and use caulking guns. im in big trouble. i got a battery powered caulking gun that spews a continuous bead as long as i hold the trigger down. a full auto caulking gun and i dont have the stamp for it. bye guys it was nice knowing yall...... denny .
From : james jones
that reminds me about a case here a few months ago in which a sheriff deputy sued the department because he was getting teased to much over his own stupid mistake. while giving a presentation on hand gun safety to other deputies he shot himself in the foot! i wish i had been on that jury. this deputys name it wouldnt be fife would it barney fife .
From : ed h
hilarious. i would add that only trained professionals should be allowed to carry and use caulking guns. another way to apply caulking - alt.home.repair | google groupshelp | sign in alt.home.repair 19 messages - collapse all m...@moviefan.com apr 17 230 am groups alt.home.repair from m...@moviefan.com date tue 17 apr 2007 013037 -0500 i am looking for another way to apply caulking. i was told to use a caulking gun but i am anti-gun and will not allow any guns in my home. my wife is deadly afraid of guns too. is there some other way to apply caulking ========================= from rich pend...@verizon.net date tue 17 apr 2007 083151 gmt stick caulking in an enema bag insert tube in your anus squeeze enema bag hard to fill yourself up. bend over and aim carefully at the area to be caulked then blow it out your ass. ============================== from greg6...@gmail.com date 17 apr 2007 035228 -0700 local tues apr 17 2007 652 am subject re another way to apply caulking youre kidding right no one it that strange. ============================== from jb jbx...@gmail.com date
From : tom lawrence
now wait a second. the poster has a valid point. caulking guns are deadly weapons. if the caulk has dried up you could squeeze the trigger enough times and build up enough pressure to seriously injure the cat when it un-jams without warning. or if you turn it around and look down the barrel to see whats causing the jam you could get a glop of caulk up your nose. if it then hardened you would need to drill it out. or his wife might be concerned that he might get so frustrated with his lousy caulking job that he might take the caulk tube out and use it as a stabbing weapon. now the gun has become a knife. my wife leaves the house with the kids and the dog and goes shopping when i use a caulking gun...just to be safe! ================================= from steve barker ichasetra...@some.yahoo.com date tue 17 apr 2007 084309 -0500 get caulking in a squeeze tube then put it in your ears. then you cant hear the wife and you can use the standard caulking gun. -- steve barker ======================= from unklbob mcgrisw...@aol.com date 17 apr 2007 064948 -0700 to drill it out. or his wife might be concerned that he might get so frustrated with his lousy caulking job that he might take the caulk tube out and use it as a stabbing weapon. now the gun has become a knife. my wife leaves the house with the kids and the dog and goes shopping when i use a caulking gun...just to be safe! thats strange... my wife loves it when i pull my caulk out. ============================ from karl s nos...@ak.net date tue 17 apr 2007 090701 -0700 now wait a second. the poster has a valid point. caulking guns are deadly weapons. if the caulk has dried up you could squeeze the trigger enough times and build up enough pressure to seriously injure the cat when it un-jams without warning. or put somebodys eye out. =============================== from z gzuck...@snail-mail.net date 17 apr 2007 133004 -0700 on apr 17 1207 pm karl s nos...@ak.net wrote or put somebodys eye out. mom was right; i wont be satisfied until i put somebodys eye out. ================================= from z gzuck...@snail-mail.net date 17 apr 2007 133120 -0700 my wife is deadly afraid of guns too. is there some other way to apply caulking most of the time you merely need to brandish the caulking gun. ================================== from oren o...@home.yes.us date tue 17 apr 2007 142946 -0700 or put somebodys eye out. mom was right; i wont be satisfied until i put somebodys eye out. how many times have you hit yourself in the forehead -- oren if things get any worse ill have to ask you to stop helping me. =============================== from oren o...@home.yes.us date tue 17 apr 2007 145232 -0700 my wife is deadly afraid of guns too. is there some other way to apply caulking most of the time you merely need to brandish the caulking gun. find a wife that will clean a caulking gun; after she makes a mess of it. you have to clean what you brandish. -- oren ============================ from 22222 date tue 17 apr 2007 185113 -0400 local tues apr 17 2007 651 pm subject re another way to apply caulking on 17 apr 2007 035228 -0700 greg6...@gmail.com wrote youre kidding right no one it that strange. never been in the same room as a nyc liberal im guessing. d ================================== from sonofabitch...@hotmail.com date 17 apr 2007 170617 -0700 on apr 16 1030 pm m...@moviefan.com wrote i am looking for another way to apply caulking. i was told to use a caulking gun but i am anti-gun and will not allow any guns in my home. my wife is deadly afraid of guns too. is there some other way to apply caulking guns dont kill people people kill people. ==================================== from tekkie tek...@comcast.net date tue 17 apr 2007 204626 -0400 my wife is deadly afraid of guns too. is there some other way to apply caulking have your wife squeeze your caulk. post her pix. ==================================== from sym symbiant....@gmail.com date 17 apr 2007 181901 -0700 local tues apr 17 2007 919 pm subject re another way to apply caulking on apr 17 230 am m...@moviefan.com wrote i am looking for another way to apply caulking. i was told to use a caulking gun but i am anti-gun and will not allow any guns in my home. my wife is deadly afraid of guns too. is there some other way to apply caulking laughing ============================== from sym symbiant....@gmail.com date 17 apr 2007 181924 -0700 local tues apr 17 2007 919 pm subject re another way to apply caulking on apr 17 652 am greg6...@gmail.com wrote youre kidding right no one it that strange. laughs some more ============================= from stan spambl...@nowhere.com date tue 17 apr 2
From : ed h
ive seen pneumatic caulk guns that are more like a crew fed caulk gun but a battery powered caulk gun now thats a true assault caulk gun. hilarious. i would add that only trained professionals should be allowed to carry and use caulking guns. im in big trouble. i got a battery powered caulking gun that spews a continuous bead as long as i hold the trigger down. a full auto caulking gun and i dont have the stamp for it. bye guys it was nice knowing yall...... denny .
From : langerhans
ed h. wrote ive seen pneumatic caulk guns that are more like a crew fed caulk gun but a battery powered caulk gun now thats a true assault caulk gun. sissy stuff. when i re-tiled the master bathroom i ordered the spooky model ac-130u caulker with the new bushmaster grouting attachment. talk about a silicone overcast! .
From : ed h
that reminds me about a case here a few months ago in which a sheriff deputy sued the department because he was getting teased to much over his own stupid mistake. while giving a presentation on hand gun safety to other deputies he shot himself in the foot! i wish i had been on that jury. i would add that only trained professionals should be allowed to carry and use caulking guns. yep... im the only one in this room professional enough to handle this caul.... ooohhhh nooo... anyone got a handi-wipe .