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From : marsh monster

Q: as most of you may know our resident rabbit was going on vacation this week. i have it from a reliable source that as he and his family went by the area of the idiots house the wide ride went into separation anxiety. he created such a fuss with all his bitching and moaning that his lovely wife said the hell with it and pitched his fat ass and the machine out of the van and left him there. she of course drove away with a big smile on her face as she was rid of the wc eating clown and would finally be able to enjoy herself without ol gas cloud. now what do you think the idiot and the wide ride have been doing the past few days are you starting to get a picture of the machine being overworked beer cans and wc wrappers all over the place. screams and moans coming from the idiots house. ky being delivered in 55 gallons drums. what the neighbors think are dogs howling in the night. heres one to visualize. sunrise the friggin rabbit pink suit around his ankles a ar in one hand a beer in the other the idiot on a leash the machine a broken pile of twisted plumbing the rabbit yawns and says it doesnt get any better than this how was your vacation!! .